Drunk, Underage Intern Losses Shoes while Stalking Paul Ryan

Drunk, Underage Intern Losses Shoes while Stalking Paul Ryan

Briefly: An underage congressional intern rolled into work two hours late this morning, “absolutely hammered,” “reeking of booze,” and vigorously declaring his love for failed vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan — standard Mitt Romney stuff. After checking in with his supervisors, the intern abruptly ran out of his office to get a jumpstart on stalking Congressman Ryan, left his shoe on the ground to hold his place in a line that didn’t exist, and hobbled into a nearby cafeteria to score a breakfast burrito. (He also had a plan for meeting and seducing an unknown hottie in the interim that didn’t pan out for him.) When he returned to collect his shoe, it was gone.

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Attack of the Weinner dog!

Attack of the Weinner dog!

WANTS THE TENNIS BALL NOW!!

Calliope and her sister, Callista, were found as strays in rural SC and then taken to a high-kill shelter there. She is the cutest thing. Calliope is a healthy and happy little girl! She loves to play and get belly rubs. She loves toys, especially balls, since she loves chewing. Calliope will need to be provided with appropriate chew toys. Calliope is overly curious about cats. She would probably do best in a cat-free home.

True to her cattle dog heritage, Calliope is a classic herding dog. She has a high energy level and needs daily exercise/work. Calliope has a tendency to herd other dogs in her effort to control them. She is a great age to bond with people and begin some training. Calliope is looking for someone who has the time and patience needed for a playful, active young dog.

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These two hounds are friends – Ped Adoption

These two hounds are friends - Ped Adoption

I don’t know there names, but the bigger one followed me everywhere and refused to drop my tennis ball.

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Hey Calliope!

Hey Calliope!

Calliope and her sister, Callista, were found as strays in rural SC and then taken to a high-kill shelter there. She is the cutest thing. Calliope is a healthy and happy little girl! She loves to play and get belly rubs. She loves toys, especially balls, since she loves chewing. Calliope will need to be provided with appropriate chew toys. Calliope is overly curious about cats. She would probably do best in a cat-free home.

True to her cattle dog heritage, Calliope is a classic herding dog. She has a high energy level and needs daily exercise/work. Calliope has a tendency to herd other dogs in her effort to control them. She is a great age to bond with people and begin some training. Calliope is looking for someone who has the time and patience needed for a playful, active young dog.
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